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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2704 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4284 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 153 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.