"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6787	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Void Gems Collected:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	7364
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	200	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2506	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6759
Holy Grails Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Potions Brewed:	46
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Farms Harvested:	214	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	68070
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ores Mined:	2694	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!