Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BabyShowerBabysitBan

    BabyShowerBabysitBan
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unattended toddlers will ruin your baby shower! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no annoying family members dropping off their kids at your virtual celebration.

    Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.

    Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Emeralds Found: 240 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP

    LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to marry the last person you spoke to in-game! Get ready for some hilarious unions as players scramble to find their in-game soulmates. Will you end up with a villager, a wandering trader, or maybe even a chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places. Remember, in this world, love knows no bounds… or species!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!

    ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest Elon Musk fantasies! Imagine building rockets and sending them to Mars, all while dodging angry aliens and space pirates. Or maybe you’d prefer to create your own fleet of Tesla cars and race them around the map, leaving your competitors in the dust (literally).

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being a billionaire tech genius for a day. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and gold blocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Strap on your virtual spacesuit and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure

    PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure
    lol imagine being held captive for almost 2 years and then finally being freed like a boss. that’s what happened to this new zealand pilot in west papua. now he’s ‘very happy’ and probably ready to play some minecraft on our server to relax after all that craziness. join us for some epic adventures and escape the real world drama like this pilot did. who knows, maybe you’ll be held captive by creepers and zombies but don’t worry, we’ll come to your rescue! come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, just like this pilot did in west papua.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7865 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Birdie Bandit Bonanza

    Birdie Bandit Bonanza
    come join our minecraft server if you want to be like those kleptoparasitic seabirds but in a virtual world! steal all the loot from other players and force them to give you their diamonds and emeralds! be the ultimate klepto king of the server!

    we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!

    our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.

    so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MC month

    MC month

    Welcome to Luna MC, the ultimate survival experience with a unique twist! Dive into a world where survival isn’t just about building and mining—it’s about progression, exploration, and challenging yourself. Luna MC features a dynamic quest system, custom ranks, and exciting rewards, making every adventure feel fresh. Complete tasks, battle dangerous mobs, and collect rare items to unlock new ranks, cosmetics, and in-game boosts. With a custom hub offering loot boxes and special features, Luna MC ensures a one-of-a-kind survival experience for every player. Join us and discover a world where your journey is just beginning!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 9292
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SurvivalSMP

    SurvivalSMP

    Survival server where you can build in your own world without needing to worry about other people ruining it unless… you invite them! Speaking of which, invite your friends into your world and play together! Works great for online friends who cannot play together locally on the couch.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Animals Bred: 101
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    The VanillaBox server provides players with the opportunity to experience the classic Minecraft survival experience, enriched with small but useful additions that are designed to make the gameplay more exciting and varied.

    Key Features:

    1. Classic Survival: Play survival mode with basic Minecraft mechanics, including resource gathering, tool making, building, and cooperating with other players.

    2. Improved mechanics:

    • Private regions: Each player who enters the server receives a free private block (copper ore block) with a radius of 24 blocks. This block will privatize the territory for 24 blocks in all directions, the height of the private is not limited in any way. In addition, you can purchase additional private blocks with radii of 32 and 64 by contacting the “Buyer” at spawn. Each player has the ability to install up to 4 private blocks, including additional ones, and with a “boost” subscription this number increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Respawn Points: By setting /sethome or right-clicking on a bed, players can spend less time moving around the map. With a boost subscription, the number of available points also increases. The number itself depends on the type of subscription.

    • Random Teleportation: Players can use the /rtp command to randomly teleport or request to be teleported to other players using the /tpa and /call commands.

    • Warp Creation: Players with a Megabooster subscription and above have the ability to create warps (/warp create). A fee of 20,000 coins is charged for maintaining a warp each month.

    • Magic Shop: There is a “Magic Shop” at spawn where players can purchase the ability to fly in their regions for 20,000 coins.

    • Creating clans: the player can join existing clans on the server, or create his own by paying 100,000 coins. While in a clan, the player does not have the ability to switch the pvp mode to “peaceful”, but he gets an additional 200 coins to his salary and a clan house point.

    3. Economy and trade:

    • Trading at the bazaar: Players can convert their resources into game currency by selling resources to other players. At spawn, you can rent a merchant for 7 days and put your resources up for sale. The rent can be extended up to a month. If the merchant’s inventory is missing goods, the player will lose him after 24 hours. With this trading scheme, it is worth considering that when selling, the server takes 5% of the final price of the goods for itself, the remaining 95% is automatically credited to the player’s account. During the rental of a merchant, the player can change his name, appearance and goods on the display case. It is also possible to sell the merchant prematurely. It is worth considering that the number of such merchants at spawn is limited.

    • Auction: This method of trading is perfect for players who have not yet acquired a trader at the bazaar. At the auction, you can buy goods from other players and also put up your own. The player can choose the item to sell and its price. Each player has 30 slots for sale. The item put up will be available for purchase for three days, then it is sent to the collection box, from where you can pick up your items. The sales tax, in this case, will be 20%.

    • Passive income: Each player receives a basic salary of 50 coins, the payment occurs every 30 minutes of being on the server. When linking a discord account to an account on the server (/ discord link), payments will increase to 150 coins. With activity in the chats of the discord server, the salary amount can increase to 300 coins. Also, being in a clan gives the player the opportunity to receive an additional 200 coins. The installed voice chat on the server also adds an additional 200 coins to the basic payments. When purchasing a boost subscription, the amount increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Fishing: There is a fisherman at spawn to whom you can sell the fish you catch.

    • Fence: NPC located on the first floor of the bazaar. You can sell some game resources to him.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Zombie Dances: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Sharkcicle SMP: Where even the sharks have icicles hanging from their fins!

    Sharkcicle SMP: Where even the sharks have icicles hanging from their fins!

    Sharkcicle SMP 🦈

    Join the Adventure—A Never-Reset, Community-Driven Minecraft Server

    https://discord.gg/WT6DxjQ7

    Features
    Thriving, Friendly Community: For nearly 3 years, Sharkcicle SMP has fostered a welcoming, helpful, and hilarious player base. Hang out with 5–20 players daily in a laid-back, Hermitcraft-style environment.
    Unique Plugins: Enjoy warps for fast travel, player heads, armor stand manipulation, grief and theft prevention, and more. Come discover our range of fun features!
    Custom Resource Packs: Add your own 3D models like hats and weapons. Plus, we use seasonal packs to bring fall and winter vibes to the server.
    Creative Districts: Explore player-built districts like Shopping, Industrial, and Entertainment. Spend diamonds in shops or create your own town in our dynamic world.
    Epic Towns & Lore: Build and role-play in towns like Grimhorn, Vidalia, and Emberforge—part of the united countries of Grimaldia. Our fun, lighthearted lore makes every build unique.
    Events & Challenges: Participate in exciting events like No Fly February, scavenger hunts, and server-wide hangouts. Compete, collaborate, and create unforgettable memories.
    Whitelist-Only, No Resets: Play in a safe, grief-protected world where you can build anywhere (just avoid others’ land). We never reset, so your work is here to stay.
    Inclusive & Fair: We welcome everyone—just don’t be a jerk! Our mod team is here to help and ensures everyone has a great time.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided and following the instructions on our Discord channel.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, you are encouraged to create your own towns and join in the role-playing experience on Sharkcicle SMP.

    Q: Is there any age requirement to join?

    A: While there is no strict age requirement, we expect all players to behave in a mature and respectful manner towards others on the server.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing creepers who will show you around our magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about battling a dragon with a sword made of bacon? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Llama King, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the evil zombie overlords to a dance-off for ultimate power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8178 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Friendly Minecraft SMP Crew

    Friendly Minecraft SMP Crew
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with your friends while creepers try to crash the party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    Join us on this wild adventure and make some new friends along the way. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Magic Items Found: 2119

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

    CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being accused of being gay by your wife every time you wear a pink shirt or hang out with a friend from the LGBTQ community? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want without judgment!

    Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Plus, we have the most fabulous builds and rainbow-colored sheep you’ve ever seen in the game!

    Don’t let your wife’s questionable sense of humor bring you down, come join us and show her that being “gay” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who knows, maybe she’ll even join in and build a pride parade float with you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Zombie Dances: 2
    Dimension Hops: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DadDilemmaCraft

    DadDilemmaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family feud action that will make your own family drama seem like child’s play.

    Imagine a world where you have to choose between your step-siblings, half-siblings, and grandparents. Will you side with your dad and his new family, or will you stick with your mom’s side and risk losing everything? It’s a battle of the families like you’ve never seen before!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family politics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you build bridges or burn them down? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and choose your family wisely. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now and let the drama begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5425 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Star Shards Collected: 226

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ComfortFoodie SMP

    ComfortFoodie SMP
    Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food you’ve ever tasted! Our chefs have been working tirelessly to create the perfect pixelated pizza and mouth-watering Minecraft mac and cheese. Trust us, once you taste our digital delicacies, you’ll never want to eat real food again! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in a whole new way.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Ex Blockerz R Us

    Ex Blockerz R Us
    So picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in our server when suddenly, out of nowhere, you run into your ex who you never wanted to see again. But fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Ex-Blocker” plugin that automatically teleports you to a different dimension where your ex can’t find you! And if that’s not enough, we also have a “Break-Up Battle Arena” where you can settle your differences with a PvP match to see who truly deserves those diamonds. So come join us and never worry about awkward encounters with your ex again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Towns Built: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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