Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Villages Defended:	16

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

play.clubkhmer.com

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

play.kingdomconquestmc.com

seichi.click network

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Votes:	8728
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to seichi.click network. With our server, you can enjoy not only land conditioning for building but also land conditioning for land conditioning. Enjoy the overwhelming land conditioning with destructive speed.

play.seichi.click

ETHEREA Survival

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to ETHEREA SURVIVAL! We are a CROSS PLATFORM SEMI-VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server with 5 years of experience. We support Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft, as well as versions all the way back to 1.9. So you can enjoy ETHEREA on any device and almost recent version of Minecraft. Our goal is to create a place where everyone can let their imagination go wild and disconnect from the outside world. It does not matter if you’re an explorer, builder or just want to enjoy the community.

We have just relaunched for SEASON ONE after a long time in development. With a brand new spawn, crossplay with Bedrock Edition, and a variety of new features, the server is sure to provide you with an exciting and engaging adventure!

https://playetherea.net/survival/article/launching-etherea-survival-season-one

survival.playetherea.net

ArCraft

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	190	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to AR Craft, the Minecraft server that takes the survival experience to a new level! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of challenges, where survival is the key to achieving greatness. At AR Craft, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the excitement of survival mode with efficient yet balanced protections.

Our server is designed for those looking for the true essence of Minecraft, where every resource counts and every decision affects your adventure. Short but effective protection ensures that your buildings are safe, allowing you to focus on exploring, trading, and fighting environmental challenges.

Highlighted Features of AR Craft:

1. **Strategic Protections:** Enjoy the peace of mind of knowing that your buildings are protected without compromising the excitement of the game. Our protections are designed to balance security and competition, encouraging interaction between players.

2. **Dynamic Economy:** Participate in a thriving economic system where you can trade with other players, establish shops and accumulate wealth. Build your empire from scratch and become the most successful trader!

3. **Epic Events:** Immerse yourself in periodic events that will challenge your skills and strategies. From boss raids to player-to-player competitions, there’s always something exciting on the horizon.

4. **Active Community:** Join a friendly and active community of players who share your passion for survival in Minecraft. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and participate in community events to strengthen ties within the server.

AR Craft is more than just a Minecraft server; It is a dynamic world full of possibilities where your adventure takes shape. Get ready to face challenges, forge alliances, and build your legacy in AR Craft! Survival awaits you!

arcraft.lat

Volcanic Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crops Grown:	3888	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to VolcanicCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure await!, where friends and fun are the name of the game! Our server is a community of players who come together to explore, build, and have a great time in a safe and welcoming environment. Creepers and other monsters lurk around every corner. The key to survival is to use your skills and knowledge to stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our community today and start your Minecraft adventure with friends and fun!

play.volcaniccraft.com

QSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging survival experience, QSMP is the perfect choice for you. With a host of unique features and a friendly community, you’re sure to find plenty to keep you engaged and entertained.

One of the key features that sets QSMP apart from other Minecraft servers is its focus on survival. The server has been designed to provide a challenging survival experience that will keep you on your toes at all times. Whether you’re fending off hostile mobs, building your own shelter, or exploring the vast world, there’s always something new to discover and conquer.

But that’s not all – QSMP also offers a range of unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. For example, the server has a custom economy system that allows you to buy and sell items with other players. This adds a whole new level of depth and strategy to the gameplay, as you must carefully manage your resources and make smart trades to get ahead.

Another standout feature of QSMP is the community. The server is home to a friendly and welcoming community of players who are always happy to help out and chat. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of support and encouragement from your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience with unique features and a friendly community, look no further than QSMP. Join today and start exploring the vast world and building your own place in it!

join.qsmp.net

CarsonCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6940
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25

CarsonSMP is a semi-vanilla, survival world with an almost infinite border. A small community, but dedicated to playing survival. The owner, Cdcarson99 loves to share and loves to help other succeed in any project. This server includes a few plugins, none of which are overpowered!

carsoncraft.havocdns.com

Minemass

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Minemass is a modern, high-quality, Hungarian minecraft server with many game modes and unusual systems. If you like Prison, Skyblock, Survival game modes, you must try this one too!

Join our community, lead the top lists!

English: If you’re an avid Minecraft player who’s looking for a server that offers a little something extra, Minemass is the perfect choice for you! This modern, high-quality Hungarian Minecraft server boasts a variety of game modes and unusual systems that you won’t find anywhere else. If you are a fan of Prison, Skyblock, or Survival, Minemass is a server you absolutely must try. Join this lively community today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboards! – HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE ONLY. NO English chat!

play.minemass.hu

Cookies And Cream Hype

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Animals Bred:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Brand new server! Come join the fun Minecraft adventure that is Cookies And Cream Hype!

We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us. Apply on our discord server :]

Discord: https://discord.gg/KgGw8jUXGt Server IP: mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com Version : 1.19.4 (Java)

mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com

Cyberius

Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Potions Brewed:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

¡Bienvenid@s a Cyberius! IP: play.tecnius.net Technical survival server, latest version of Java AND Bedrock, community focused for NON premium and premium. There are great new items and dynamics that will make your experience special! The optional Texturepack includes custom skins, new items and mobs. You’ll also find Dungeons with special bosses, unique items, and custom weapons! And we have creative world! The staff is very active, and is always working to fix any problem or question that arises. Don’t hesitate to talk to them! The community awaits you!

play.cyberius.lat

Fox Crafters Survival Moderno

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3377
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175

Modality: Modern Survival, server made by people who want something different in the way it is played and shared among friends

play.fox-st.com

Spot Games

Bedwars, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Welcome to Spot Games! We have been providing fun for everyone for over 3 years, always bringing updates and improvements to ensure an even better gaming experience for everyone.

We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, Skyblock, RankUP, FullPvP and more!

Our servers are available in versions 1.8 to 1.20

IP do servidor: spotgames.net IP Bedrock: mobile.spotgames.net Porta: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/spotgames Website: https://spotgames.net/

spotgames.net

CrypticMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	7417
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Come join our server with constant updates bug fixes and more. Why should you join? well you will be on a survival race to become number 1. the server is active with good staff helping out where ever they can. we have custom plugins that make out server stand out. You earn reward for playing. This isn’t just your normal survival server here you can: – Do quests – Get jobs that pay – use a dark currency to get temp ranks and keys – Claim your land for protection. – Work together And so much more If any of that interests you come give us a look and even if it doesn’t still come check up out because we have something for everyone. CrypticMC!

play.crypticmc.net

Pixels Semi-Vanilla

Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

1.18 – 1.20.1 Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server.

Temperatures and seasons! Daily Crate Keys! Simple Voice Chat mod supported!

smp.playpixels.net