Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	9068	Dragon Eggs Found:	2601
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	295	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

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Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

play.foxmc.net

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

minecave.net

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

play.pottercraftmc.com

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	2162
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

play.feroxmc.net

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Fancycraft.cc

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Items Found:	4974	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

mc.chaoticunited.net

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

play.pokeclash.com

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

play.mcaarons.world

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchantments Applied:	264	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

play.diversitymc.net

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Votes:	3867
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

play.mcpvp.com

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Farms Harvested:	276
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6885

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

play.plussycraft.net

Kratos Minecraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	150
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

kratosminecraft.strangled.net

Givmehdiamonds Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crops Grown:	9034
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

mc.givmehdiamonds.com

AsiaCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crops Grown:	4980	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

mc.asia-craft.net

Craftsylvania

Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1358	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	52

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

craftsylvania.g.nfoservers.com