Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6179	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

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ImDeity Kingdoms

Creative, Economy, FTB, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

ImDeity Kingdoms is one of the longest-running servers (3+ years) featuring an exclusive Class / Rank / Skills system, a thriving economy, custom-designed Questing system as well as a town and Kingdom system!

Also check out our custom-designed mini-game: DeityWar (team PvP matches) with kits (all free!).

We also have a PvP (Factions) server @ pvp.imdeity.com and a Creative (freebuild) server @ creative.imdeity.com!

NEW: Feed the Beast too! We’re running the Magic Farm 2 FTB modpack ftb.imdeity.com

Join us today! [ IP: mc.imdeity.com ]

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CircleSoft Entertainment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Towns Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to CircleSoft Entertainment’s Minecraft faction and Spleef Server.

We do have simple rules, just like most servers [1] Be Respectful! Respect your fellow players. [2] Always respect and follow what the admins and owners tell you to do. [3] Please REFRAIN (don’t) ask admins or owners for items. [4] Please REFRAIN (don’t) ask for admin status or lie to admins/owners. [5] Have fun!

No use of third party programs that may cause an unfair advantage. Breaking these rules will cause instant ban. There are NO warnings for infractions (breaking rules)! YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY BANNED!

Plugins:Factions,Spleef,Anti-Cheat,Silk-Touch,Votifier, Essentials, Player Heads And MORE!

MC-1.JMP.CX

DarceCraft

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1065	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

DarceCraft was a Minecraft community founded in 2011 that started as a simple survival server, before expanding into a thriving network including anarchy, PvP and hunger games servers. At its peak DarceCraft had hundreds of concurrent players along with a busy forum and an active YouTube channel with monthly video updates about the goings on in the server. DarceCraft closed in 2016 but the memories live on – thanks for playing!

play.darcecraft.com

kitpvpthebest

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

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148.251.67.237:46668

Ruinscraft – Main

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Ruinscraft is a survival free-build server. We are a 24/7 server with a thriving economy, and several great builders. Also, we have PreciousStones so you can protect your builds from nasty griefers. Join us today!

ruinscraft.com

EagleSMP

new, smp, Survival, Team Pvp, Youtubers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The EagleSMPA new SMP you can join! You can Create teams and PvP against other teams!

The Server is Java and Bedrock so feel free to join us!Discord Link: discord.gg/zpKG8nXb

gs1.mc4free.de:25578

Guild-Craft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Void Armor Forged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Main plugins: –> Factions –> Economy

93.186.204.108

The Chill Zone

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Hello and welcome to The Chill Zone. We are a small community of members that are looking for a relaxing end to a stressful day.

Here are a few things our server includes….

IMPORTANT NOTE: This server is whitelist required. Join the discord server for more information…

ch1ll.feathermc.gg

MadGaming

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

madgaming.eu is a factions survival server. We have a wide range of plugins, features and friendly staff. Our server is hosted on dedicated hardware located in Europe. Visit our website at www.madgaming.eu for more information on our server.

mc.madgaming.eu

ZentralCraft Network

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

ZentralCraft Network is a Hispanic Minecraft server, where you can play 3 modalities together with several users!

mc.zentralcraft.com

Freedom United

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1896
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Freedom United is a server where we allow the player to have a lot of freedom of what they want to do. We give you alot of plugins to play with, while still trying to maintain that Vanilla feeling we all know and love!

For example, we have hundreds of quests availible to you. We have intresting areas you can explore, Coop arena’s, cities where you can buy stuff, and much much more! (Full list down below!). All this, while keeping the Vanilla Feel! Players are allowed to build, walk, kill, and explore all they want!

Link to the Dynmap: http://94.213.198.23:8123/ __________

The IP for our server is: 94.213.198.23 Feel free to join! You are always welcome considering there is no Whitelist !

mc.freedomunited.net

Urucraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Minecraft Server 1.8 to 1.20 Modalities: Survival, Creative and SkyBlock, We are a newly opened Network in expansion

play.urucraft.net

AngelsCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	603865

Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org

Angelscraft.enjin.com

angelzcraft.no-ip.org

DEADZONEmc

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

dzsv-server.ddns.net

GoPro

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

mc.gopro.lv