Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8500	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Clan RKS Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Items Found:	4036

Clan RKS Minecraft 1.6.4 Server Survival Multiplayer. Server located in San Jose, California ==News== October 2 Updated to 1.6.4! Rules: -No griefing -No stealing Violators will be banned on sight. -Violators can also be reported to the Report abuse section on http://forums.clanrks.com -Appeals can also be made at that url. =================== UPDATE October 4 2013 Rules: -No griefing -No stealing -Play nice with others in the sandbox Violators will be banned on sight.

minecraft.clanrks.com

BraveMC

Skyblock

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to BraveMC

Explore the Skies: Dive into our expansive Skyblock realm, where challenges and rewards await. Build, farm, and conquer floating islands with your unique twist.

Forge Your Destiny: Craft custom items and forge powerful gear. Upgrade, enchant, and stand out as you tackle the challenges that come your way.

Discover Custom Ores: Unearth rare ores exclusive to BraveMC. The thrill of finding treasures adds a dynamic layer to your Skyblock adventure. Claim your fortune!

Join Now! Your epic adventure awaits at BraveMC.net

Don’t miss out – become a part of our growing community. Claim your spot in the skies and forge your legacy today

BraveMC.net

Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

Creative, Custom, Friendly, Furniture, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Padawanamy, Resourcepack, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

play.transminecraft.gay

TooTallGaming

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

tootallgaming.com

RexRaids | RexPvP

KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7687
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

Hope to see you on the server shortly!

161.129.154.185

Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

120server, Factions, Jjk, Jujutsu, Jujutsukaisen, Kaisen, Kaizen, Modded, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

If youre interested add me on Discord nicotinetoucan for further information. We want to create factions and battle each other. No Griefin on the building sites but stirring the wildernesd up with cursedtechniques is allowed

45.138.50.46:25570

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server

Adventure, Akavir, Altmer, Arena, Argonian, Bosmer, Daggerfall, Dunmer, Elder, Elderscrolls, Eso, Guilds, Imperial, Khajiit, mmo, morrowind, Mundus, Nirn, Nord, oblivion, Redguard, Roleplay, Rpserver, Scrolls, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, TES, Teso, Theelderscrolls, Worldpainter

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ores Mined:	8684	Chimeras Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Zombie Dances:	2

You awaken to the ship coming alive with the hurried footsteps of the crew and passengers above you. Your heart begins to race. After three weeks at sea, you’ve arrived at last: Akavir… You gather your things and rush to the deck. Before you lies a vast blue ocean, and beyond it Esroniet.

As the ship pulls into port, you’re filled with excitement. You think about what brought you here, three weeks from Tamriel and half a world away from home. Did you make the right decision? Will your new life bring you troubles or fortune?

What adventures await you in Mysterious Akavir?

THE ELDERCRAFT SCROLLS: AKAVIR

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir is an original roleplaying community based in the world of The Elder Scrolls. Set on the exotic islands of Esroniet, our roleplay combines the intricate worldbuilding of The Elder Scrolls with our own unique lore. Our immersive, character-driven stories are supported by a custom D&D-style rolling system based on TES stats and skills.

Founded over ten years ago and with members from across the globe, our server is dedicated to providing a friendly community where everyone is welcome. Whether you’re a loremaster or a first-time roleplayer, we welcome folks of all play-styles and experience!

Your journey begins when you arrive in Akavir, ready to begin a new life. Will you be a brave Nord warrior with a love of adventure? A powerful Dunmer wizard seeking treasure? A stealthy Khajiit thief with a bounty on her head? Join our Discord and submit your application to get started: https://discord.gg/PdScK6v.

s3.hosthorde.com:26831

Crazy Economy Craft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

1.9.4 This Server includes the following in Game material

– PRISON – HUGE ECONOMY – TOWNS – MCMMO – LOTTERY – VOTIFIER pays 1 Voter Key (Random Items)

We have a large Spawn area that includes many cool feature to explore.

mc.crazyeconomycraft.com

TrappedMC – Classic Prison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Emeralds Found:	5294	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

discord.gg/trappedmc

A classic grinding experience

The premise is simple: It’s just as addicting as OP Prison with practically the same grind format, but it offers a lot more diversity and different ways to effectively make money.

Focus on PvP

Grinding is cool, and everyone should be able to enjoy it in their own time – but PvP used to also be a vital part of most prison servers. We’re looking to bring this back by offering high incentive to PvP other players, getting shanked in prison is just daily business after all. For Season 1 we’ll be supporting a full 1.8 PvP system – with a grind implemented to get some of those famous “god apples”. Changes to PvP come with every season, with these changes we listen to our community and change things according to their preference. (Future ideas would be bed pvp, crystal pvp, totems, 1.9+ pvp)

PvP needs to be enjoyable, not frustrating, and players need incentive to do it.Participating – but most importantly winning – in PvP nets unique rewards that can not be obtained elsewhere.We boast 3 PvP zones, each with their own incentive – KOTH, Envoys & Black Market – and a Gangs feature to allow players to team up and take those rewards in a group.

trappedmc.com

Swiss Society Neoforge | Modded 1.20.1

Adventure, Forge, Magic, Modded, Neoforge, Survival, Tech

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Swiss Society – Modded Minecraft at its cheesiest!

We offer Modded Minecraft through Neoforge 1.20.1, a great selection of mods ranging from tech or magic to exploration and adventure. This server has a custom datapack built around our custom modpack that changes certain recipes and features to make the flow of progression better, as well as stop certain issues with recipes, mob spawns, bugs, etc.

The modpack works best with at least 6gb of Ram allocated, and our server is optimized as much as possible. I try to keep an eye on performance whenever I’m online. I’m usually quick to fix any issues as they arise as well.

To join our whitelist, join our discord and tell us why you should be whitelisted in the correct channel and a bit about yourself, also include your username! The modpack can be found on our discord too, its a .zip file you import straight into any launcher, we use Prism Launcher the most! Have doubts about installing a .zip file? Our existing player-base can likely vouch, hope this helps!

https://discord.gg/BezbdQ4arW

wish4swiss.mcserv.co

Rede Notz

Economy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	155
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Brazilian Minecraft server: FullPvP/RankUp, explore challenges, conquer ranks, and dominate PvP in this immersive environment!

jogar.redenotz.net

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore |

Alien, Bionicle, Cosmos, Cosmosminecraft, Creative, Dalek, Doctor, Doctor Who, Doctorwho, Economy, FANTASY, Freebuild, Galaxy, Gallifrey, Guns, Mandalorian, Marvel, Mcu, Planets, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Sci, Sci Fi, Scifi, Space, Spaceships, Spacestation, star, Star Wars, Starwars, Survival, Tardis, The Cosmos, Towny, Universe, Wars, Who

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore | Minecraft Server

Planet Minecraft requires that I enter words into the description of the server. Apparently these banners filled with beautiful images and luscious paragraphs were just not enough. Personally I think that’s a bit ridiculous considering actions speak louder than words, y’know? Like, my gigantic screenshots with shaders of our Gallifrey citadel are more impressive than me typing “We’ve got Gallifrey, and we’ve got… uhhh… we’ve got Daleks..”

cosmosminecraft.net

BareBonesMP[Voice Chat | Mature | Whitelisted | NEW MAP]

Active, Anticheat, Antigrief, Barebones, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, java, Javaedition, Mature, PvE, Seasonal, Secure, Semivanilla, Small, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Emeralds Found:	4652
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

BareBonesMP is a Minecraft community founded in 2019 with the idea of having the classic Minecraft server feel from the golden days and formed around a whitelisted, close knit community.

To be whitelisted, join our Discord server and fill out the app in the #whitelist-apps channel!

Server Address: play.barebonesmp.com Discord Link: https://discord.gg/barebonesmp Dynmap: https://barebonesmp.com/map

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing PluginsStatistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!Dedicated Server with No LagActive Discord & CommunityOptional Proximity Voice ChatCross-Discord/In-game Text ChatCommunity Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!Map Was Reset on October 6th, 2023

Server Rules:Do not grief or steal from other members.Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.Do not harass or bully other community members.Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantagesAbsolutely no hacking, x-ray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.Do not advertise, spam, or intentionally lag/crash our servers.PVP is only allowed in designated areas, or outside of these areas if agreed upon before hand.The keyword is andesite.Do not abuse known Minecraft exploits.

play.barebonesmp.com

Panni-Craft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9395	Mines Excavated:	3970
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2662	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Panni-Craft (Works with cracked Minecraft)

Live-Map: www.bit.ly/dynmap-panni

What is Panni-Craft? Panni-Craft is a Survival-Server with a small but friendly community. Build on you own plot or become a member of a town and create together something big!

Some more information: – Skill System (RPG-Style) – Admin- and User-Shops – Jobs to earn money – Hunger Games – PVP-Arenas – Many ranks – Spleef

37.157.251.104

VoidedMC

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2415
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mines Excavated:	1637
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to VoidedMC, we are a brand new 1.20.4 server with a friendly player base offering semi-vanilla survival, by merging McMMO, GriefPrevention, Essentials, and many more plugins! We are working on expanding the server currently. We also plan to bring a creative world where you can show off your amazing building skills! Feel free to join! Our staff is extremely nice and always willing to help. So if you have any questions please reach out to us! Have an amazing day!

Voidedmc.net