Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4664
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runes Activated:	2

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	2619
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	7121	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7367	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6020
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Animals Bred:	113

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4497	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Dragon Eggs Found:	511
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3174
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Dragon Eggs Found:	2829
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Star Shards Collected:	129	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Towns Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net