Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3

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AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Farms Harvested:	954
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	669
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Void Gems Collected:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7189
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7313
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7683
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ores Mined:	5094	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	9094	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Votes:	7835	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net