Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	5631
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1089	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Farms Harvested:	754
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchantments Applied:	194	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	172
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Towns Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co