Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Votes:	9557	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Enchantments Applied:	202	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6855	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Votes:	675
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	9620	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3865	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	833

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

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Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	8408
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	161
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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