Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	New Chunks Explored:	777835
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Buildings Constructed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3359
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	910633	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	4648

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	166	Secret Passages Found:	8

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Zombie Dances:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Enchantments Applied:	166	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

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EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

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