Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4992	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	104
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7786	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Potions Brewed:	64	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	145
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ores Mined:	8765
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Potions Brewed:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	262	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	9655
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

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