Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7845	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Potions Brewed:	181
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Items Found:	8586
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3633
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Emeralds Found:	186
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5815
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Star Shards Collected:	194	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	321
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7124

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co