Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	7225	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Goldcraft Network

Economy, Factions, Jobs, Lands, Mmcmo, Skyblock, Survival, Voterewards

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

After a couple year hiatus, the Goldcraft Network is making a return!

The GoldCraft Network are servers that wish to bring you the original Minecraft experience! With a few plugins to better that experience, such as premium anti-cheating plugins that will not allow for cheaters to flourish on our server, along with an economy that has been balanced and perfected, server player shops, auctions, vote rewards, in-game purchasable ranks that give you special perks as you advance. There are no guidelines, no expectations, and no limits to what you can do. The world is truly yours.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/SZh6XszmrTServer IP: play.goldcraft.co

play.goldcraft.co

Royal Craft

Clans, Economia, Eventos, Lojas, Pets, PvP, Rankup, Skills, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	219
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	156	Dragon Eggs Found:	3601
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to Royal Craft, the most incredible server network you’ve ever found.We accept players from 1.8 to 1.20.4!

We currently offer the following game modes on our network;

Survival – 1.20.4:– Season system– Daily events– Skills System– Clan System– PvP released– War between Clans– Balanced economy– Enchantment System– System of Farts– Job System– And much more

➥ **Survival undergoing a reset**, a great time to start your journey!

royalcraft.top

Noblox

Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Noblox is for the survivor in you. It is run by adult staff that host a professional service. what Noblox offers;

Mini games Shooting arenas with guns Wilderness survival PvP arenas Spleef

and much much more!

mc.noblox.net

CyborgMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

CyborgMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon and Earth Survival played by camman18. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged or 1.16.5+!

Modpack: https://tinyurl.com/installpixelmon IP: cake.cyborgmc.com Store: https://store.cyborgmc.com

cake.cyborgmc.com

Hard Survival Anarchy (1.20.4) | Really Hard To Lag! | Best Anti Cheat! | Never Resets!

247uptime, Anarchy, HARD, Lagfree, Latestversion, PvE, PvP, Semivanilla, Stable, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	944	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to my official anarchy server! Here you can do what ever you want. The server stays up to date with the latest version of minecraft and its really hard to lag! – The server has been up for four years and its doing well. You can create clans, build that thing you’ve always wanted to build, explore out to the thousands, even the millions if your brave enough in this hard world!The server is now in 1.20.4!

Also for anyone that doesn’t know what anarchy means – anarchy = do whatever

If you’d like to support the server go here If you want to join our discord server join here– come join the discord to receive accurate updates, talk to others, and learn more about the server!

If you need help joining the anarchy server, pleasejoin the discord server then message me. – (because discord doesn’t allow direct messages without sharing a server first)

– You can now see my servers at different websites, the websites are listed below –https://minecraftservers.org/server/574380https://minecraftlist.org/server/15230https://minecraftservers.biz/servers/146439/https://topminecraftservers.org/server/10785

play.metricemu2463.com

Chicken Anarchy

1203server, 1204server, 24w06aserver, Anarchy, Crossplatform, Griefing, Hackingallowed, Hacks, Nobans, Norules, Pureanarchy, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Dragon Eggs Found:	3987	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Bedrock IP/port go-mediterranean.gl.at.ply.gg:12059(Takes about 30 seconds to a minutes to join, and flying is a little buggy)

This supports the newest version and newest snapshot

Welcome to Chickenanarchy!, A no rule anarchy server capable of limitless opportunities and its up to you! Will you make other players suffer or will you go on a grand quest to the world border? Will you make the largest lava cast or make spawn an endless bedrock wasteland. You may choose to create or you may choose to destroy or maybe both. You get to choose your own path! The server has been making players suffer and thrive since May 2, 2023. There also is a discord (https://discord.gg/yZ77Wt67) where You can find the latest server updates/news

Well good luck and do what you like!

Tested versions/snapshots that this server works with so far (Java:24w07a, 1.20.4, 1.20.3)

73.18.18.23

Void PVP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

a multiworld server. with a Creative world, a skylands world and the original Pvp world. there is no factions, instead we have x team. x team is like faction but you dont claim land, you can set a headquarters though.

46.105.151.103

playblocks.org

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3776
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

fun and engaging with all the cool fearures a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

mc.playblocks.org

⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️

120server, 120smp, Aus, Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianserver, Cliffs, Events, Faction, Landclaim, Lands, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, ONLINE, Quests, smp, Survival, Survivalserver, Towny, Townysurvival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️ Minecraft Server

AydaaCraft is a small server with tons of exciting things for all types of players, whether you enjoy grinding achievements, challenging boss battles, building mega bases or ruling an empire, Aydaacraft has something for you!

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We have many worlds to choose from, starting with vanilla, all the way to the old Skylands world updated for 1.20!

——————————————————————————————— ⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️ Minecraft Server

DUNGEONS!

Battle our tough new boss mobs in custom and challenging dungeons, fight your way through small bad guys to a big boss arena! Team up with friends for the ultimate fight and a chance to get some seriously good loot!

CUSTOM MOBS!

Offering a new challenge to survival is Tiered Mobs,Also known as Elites, These elites range in difficulty depending on your level. Start from level 0 and steadily build up to challenge harder mobs in dungeons!

LAND CLAIMING!

Claim land for you and your friends, build up a small town together or conquer the world with Nations. War options are coming soon!

ONLINE MAP!

View the ever expanding online map, view full worlds from a birds-eye-view

[click here]

Join our Discord server and chat with other players,plus stay up-to-date with announcements and event happeningsYou can also chat to the Minecraft server to players online!

https://discord.gg/h8BkB3Q

MCMMO and leveling

Over 1000+ Vanilla Advancements

Auction House

(Sell or Auction off items for currency)

Item Vault/bank sharing system

(Store your most prized possessions)

Custom blocks and items(Craftable new items and armor)

Elite arenas(Battle waves of mobs from lv 1 – 50)

Custom link portals

(create an emerald portal with two red stone blocks inside to light it.)

play.aydaacraft.online

Survival.ac | 1.20 | Survival | Grief Protection | Economy | Mcmmo | Fun!

Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5890	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Our server is the place to enjoy the Minecraft survival gamemode. We’ve made tweaks to the gameplay experience, with some custom enchantments, mcmmo, land claiming, grief rollbacks, and an economy, while still staying true to the core Minecraft survival feel. Join the server by yourself or with some friends, either way you will enjoy it!

survival.ac

Minecraft City

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Minecraft city is a Survival Economy server. So the goal is to try and make as much money as possible to expand your economic empire! Our economy is completely unregulated by staff (lase-fair), you wont get money for just being logged on, you have to earn it! Or you could completely avoid the whole economy aspect and venture out and survive on your own or with your friends!

server.minecraftcity.us

TitanMC.co

Economy, Prison

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome, to TitanMC.co

We are a TitanMC remake, owned and moderated by TitanMC originals and huge fans. Our goal for the server is to remake TitanMC to the block, whilst also adding new features. One of our new features is new quests to mix things up and add additional money to your pocket! Other then that, the server is almost exact, with some discrepancies which we are exited to work on in the future. If you are unfamiliar with TitanMC, SSundee did a popular series on it, worth a watch to learn the server. We will be launching on the 27th July 2021 @ 8pm BST.

If you have any questions contact me on discord: Eagle#5784

TitanMC.co

QuakeMC – Fresh Reset 13th January – Skyblock | Envoys | Dungeons | Harvesting & FIshing

Dungeons, Envoys, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Towns Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Dive into a world of limitless possibilities on QuakeMC, your go-to Skyblock destination. Join our community of dedicated players and embark on an epic journey like no other. Here’s what sets us apart:

🌄 Skyblock Unleashed: Build, survive, and thrive on your personal floating island. The sky’s the limit as you craft your way to success.

🎁 Envoys Galore: Keep an eye out for Envoys dropping loot across the arena. Fortune favors the bold – will you seize the riches?

🏰 Conquer Dungeons: Explore treacherous dungeons and defeat menacing mobs with your friends. Precious stones are waiting for you!

📈 Player Levels: Obtain epic rewards by voting and increasing your Player Level for free!

🌾 Harvesting Scythes: Farming was never this fun! Use our custom Harvesting Scythes to boost your agricultural endeavors.

💰 Sell Gauntlets: Show off your entrepreneurial skills with special sell gauntlets. Maximize profits and become the ultimate merchant.

🎨 Custom Texture Pack: Immerse yourself in the QuakeMC experience with our exclusive texture pack, enhancing your gameplay like never before.

🌐 Join our thriving community of passionate players, make new friends, and conquer the sky together. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or a newbie, there’s a place for you here at QuakeMC.

🔗 Connect now and start your Skyblock adventure today!🌐 IP: play.quakemc.com🌐 Website: quakemc.com

Get ready to redefine your Skyblock experience with QuakeMC – where legends are born in the skies! 🚀

play.quakemc.com

LockedCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Farms Harvested:	412	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Founded in 2010, LockedCraft was a large variety network offering Towny, KitPVP, minigames, and more.

The server peaked in 2013 as the #7 worldwide, yet, had unfortunately tapered off by 2016 (see lockedcraft.com).

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Since then, remnants of the server’s community have come together via the non-profit LockedCraft Legacy Organisation (mc-smp.com) to give the server the server a final send-off.

If LC was part of your childhood, reconnect with us during the #LCReunion events (interspersed throughout 2020 and 2021).

For announcements and to stay up to date, join mc-smp.com/dis !

mc.lockedcraft.com

ComparatorCraftSMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	8262	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

ComparatorCraftSMP

Website: https://comparatorcraftsmp.net

ComparatorCraftSMP is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin. We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players. Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft. Here are some important things about the server.

play.comparatorcraftsmp.net