Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

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The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	1668	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Emeralds Found:	1289	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	101	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Void Gems Collected:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

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PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Mines Excavated:	3198	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7280	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

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RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1679
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1443	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8229	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	3744
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	996	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	650
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	5661
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu