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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 891 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4481 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.
If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.
And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
