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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	792

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	326
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	705534	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	New Chunks Explored:	914957
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5111	Mines Excavated:	2796

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7870
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!