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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lockley

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Lockley is a semi-anarchy survival server that offers lots of op items to match your play style! Op items can be found in large variety from wild looting, trading at spawn with other players or npc traders as well as acquired through voting! PVPers, builders, there’s items for everyone!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	503513	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Placebos Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Placebos is a survival server for java and bedrock with RPG aspects, in it we start in a world where we have jobs, skills, clans and lots of security against cheaters!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1066
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SinisterNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to the SinisterCraft Minecraft Network!

Embark on an epic journey across our two sensational servers – SinisterSkyblock and SinisterPrison!

**SinisterSkyblock**: Join us high up in the skies for an adrenaline-pumping Skyblock adventure! Encounter custom Raid Bosses, explore PvE zones for rare loot, and let Robot Workers assist you on your quest for greatness. Start your own mini-empire with a Bank that grows with interest, and utilize chunk collectors and auto-sell chests to become the ultimate tycoon! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, participate in chat games, and immerse yourself in a world of in-game and PvE events. Dress to impress with custom gear featuring awesome, never-before-seen skins! Don’t forget your companions – Pets and Mounts will be by your side! Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our Casino for a chance to win big!

**SinisterPrison**: Still in beta, but oh-so-exciting! Experience a gripping journey through our Prison server with features like Autosell, mind-blowing custom enchants, personal plots, and cells. Climb the ranks with a prestige system, complete quests, and revel in daily rewards! Once you reach max prestige (15), a whole new world awaits as you’re released into an untouched survival paradise – never to be reset! Form a gang, conquer the world, and leave your mark on SinisterCraft history!

Whether you’re a Skyblock enthusiast or a Prison prodigy, SinisterCraft offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience filled with fun, excitement, and endless possibilities! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

IP: Sinisternetwork.org Version: 1.19.4 and above

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	3195

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VipMc

LifeSteal, Survival

**VIPMC** – Unleash Your Inner Vampire!

Welcome to **VIPMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where you can sink your teeth into a thrilling gaming experience! Prepare to embark on a bloodthirsty adventure like no other, as you explore a world filled with opportunities to drain your enemies’ life force and gain strength.

Our server offers a unique and exhilarating lifesteal gameplay mechanic, where every hit you land on your foes replenishes your health, making you an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Whether you’re a seasoned vampire or a newbie looking to embrace the dark side, **VIPMC** provides a welcoming community and a variety of game modes to suit your preferences.

Join us at **VIPMC** and immerse yourself in a realm where survival means thriving on the essence of others. Conquer dungeons, engage in epic PvP battles, and forge alliances to dominate the leaderboard. It’s time to unleash your inner vampire and conquer the night!

Join us today, and let the hunt begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NixSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

NixSMP is a thriving Minecraft server community where players come together to explore, survive, and build in a shared world. With a focus on camaraderie and collaboration, players forge friendships as they embark on adventures, construct magnificent structures, and conquer challenges in the enchanting Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, NixSMP offers a welcoming and engaging environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts to enjoy.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnarchyBox

Cross-Play, PvP

An Crystal Box server thats bedrock and java fun try the server out one of the best crystal servers more game modes coming soon

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

theravenAU MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

b253 anarchy

Anarchy

A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AquaPearl

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to AquaPearl!

Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

Key Highlights for ALL Members:

Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	4109
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Divine Spears Created:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	2034

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.