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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	8235
Enchantments Applied:	242	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Void Armor Forged:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5063

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	112	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Star Shards Collected:	86
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8098	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	199
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mines Excavated:	2168	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	225

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.