Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8766	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Potions Brewed:	125	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3093	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8849	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	7799
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Items Found:	8994	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

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