Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
New Chunks Explored:	247215	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	957206	Dragon Eggs Found:	5318
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1359	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7963
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net