Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4766	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5402	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Animals Bred:	56
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
New Chunks Explored:	317063	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6403	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	174	Void Gems Collected:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Votes:	3975
Villages Defended:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

209.192.200.156:25578