Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Greed, Social Issues, Frustration, dishonesty, Truth

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Uzbek Citizen In Minecraft SMP Carried Out The Terrorist Attack That Killed General Steve

Central Asian, stan, retards, smp, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you 100k in diamonds and an EU passport (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures

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New Server IP
School SMP

Competition, Community, leaderboard, PORT, Server

Who are we?

School SMP Is full of fun and adventure

What do we have?

⇨ Ultimate Survival And more gamemodes coming soon!

( SchoolSMP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: play.schoolsmp.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25573

Come Join the School and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

play.schoolsmp.fun:25573

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New Server IP
4chan Loser Argument Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Argument, Pottery, 4chan, online confrontation

Are you tired of arguing with losers on 4chan? Do you want to flex on them with evidence of your epic conquests? Join our Minecraft server and show off all the virtual babes who want to get with you! We guarantee that all haters will go silent when they see your pixelated harem. Plus, everyone who disagrees with you will be exposed as an autistic virgin. Join now and dominate the virtual world with your undeniable charm and charisma!

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Minecraft SMP – /poe 2 g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

Week 2 Twitch Drops, Trade Site, Path of Exile 2 Ladders, Path of Exile 2 Wiki, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Patch Notes? We don’t follow those boring rules! Our server is constantly evolving with new updates that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on our Twitch Drops – you could win a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect just by playing!

But wait, there’s more! Want to feel like a VIP? Buy an Early Access Key and unlock exclusive content that will blow your mind. And if you ever get lost, just check out our Wiki or Game Database for all the tips and tricks you need.

Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our Ingame Chat Channel/global 1488 – they’ll tell you all about the insane fun we have every day!

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New Server IP
MystMC

Future, Network, Roleplay, new, Vanilla

Welcome to MystMC we are a brand new minecraft server network with currently only OP SURVIVAL as gamemode. there will be more gamemodes such as vanilla, pvp gamemode and much more in future!

play.mystmc.xyz:47249

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