Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	2273
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Void Armor Forged:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	606553
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	387
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	198
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	2829
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	108174	Enchantments Applied:	294
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Emeralds Found:	6489	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

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Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dimension Hops:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

nornia.net