Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	287
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Potions Brewed:	99

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2597	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Farms Harvested:	735
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Animals Bred:	83	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	3482
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6686	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	213
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.