Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3453
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7063
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Villages Defended:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4486	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2029	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	52
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magic Items Found:	4596
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Potions Brewed:	149	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7017	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4141	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!