Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Farms Harvested:	767
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Magic Items Found:	5125	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	200	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	New Chunks Explored:	195765
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Void Gems Collected:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2657	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.