Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crops Grown:	7404
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	4872	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7659	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	903	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Void Gems Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mines Excavated:	2815	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	9083
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	63
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	852

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	114
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.