Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Leafcraft Factions Pvp

Factions

SUPER FUN PVP FACTIONS SERVER on 1.15.2!!!! INVITE ANYONE YOU WANT!! This is a vanilla server with factions and pvp and a ton of fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Solaris Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Friendly Server with a lot of new things! – Shiny Starter – New Solarian Pokemon – Events – Shop – Gyms ” Being Added”

Discord: https://discord.gg/GM6dvwF

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mines Excavated:	3717
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blockhub

Creative, family friendly, Survival

Hi and welcome, we are a small community of players who enjoy playing Minecraft. Currently our server features a nice unique lobby, a creative server and a survival server. We do hope you want to become a part of our community!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Olimpocraft

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

This server is a recreation of what Olimpocraft was before. The server IS NOT MINE. I only put it on this website, so that more people know about this project and Olimpocraft returns to what it was before.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelmon Galaxy

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello Pokemon Trainers, welcome to Pixelmon Galaxy.

– 5x Spawning – Active Economy – Gyms – Elite 4 – 12 Custom Built Towns – Pets – Regular Events – Drop Parties – Build Protection – Crates – Trading System – Voting

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Farms Harvested:	730	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Avicraft

Economy, Mature, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Survival

AviCraft is a new semi-vanilla SMP Minecraft server that started in 2023. Currently just survival but skyblock and a creative world will be coming soon. The server is geared towards 16 and up but all players are welcome

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JustAServer

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

JustAServer 1.15.2 – Vanilla/Factions – Survival with friends

A simple survival server with factions. I hope for people to join so that I can battle against some other factions!

Note: Faction homes are now faction ‘warps’, even though you can only have a single warp at a time. This is because the official faction plugin was discontinued at around 1.13, and an unofficial continuation has slightly different syntax.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Emerald Empire

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Survival 1.17.1 Essentials, GriefPrevention, MCMMO, and a few others. Builder-Friendly Small Community keepInventory ON! Difficulty: HARD Access to: /back /sethome (x5) /workbench /enderchest

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Trails smp

smp, Survival

We are a player-friendly, self-run Minecraft server looking for new people to play with. There is no whitelist so anyone can join, as long as you don’t break the rules you don’t have to worry about anything.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bexwing OP Prisons

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are now offering Paypal rewards for Island Top!

Server Important Information

Gamemode – Skyblock & Factions Versions – 1.8-1.16.x Location – US

IP – play.bexwing.com Discord – https://discord.gg/brjrxTX

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Anarchanium

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Note: I am not the Server Owner, but I have been given express permission to post this here by the server owner, Akunahten

Message from the Server Owner: This server has been a project long awaited to complete. My name is Akunahten and Anarchanium is a place that represents a full survival experience. It may be a little more ruthless than the average but killing and destroying is the law of nature which this server abides by. There is some order within this server if that’s your thing. I am also very interested in building up an economy in this server. An economy without plugins. There will be a marketplace where Killing and Griefing is NOT allowed, where people can sell their stuff and get insanely rich on the diamond currency. Other than that region and the spawn, the server is yours to shape and master.

We have a small startup and can hold up to 50 players at the moment. We also want your feedback if you are interested in joining the server. I will do my best to listen to all the players and change things for the better of our new community.

We are potentially looking for staff if you have experience and can list your experience with plugins/server-setup.

Our Discord Invite Link: discord.gg/MaH5nKb ————————————————————————— If you have any questions add me on discord! : akunahten#9688 ————————————————————————————————— Server address: anarchanium.my.pebble.host

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hempire skyblock

Balanced Economy, Dungeons, Pets, Skyblock

Hempire’s Skyblock Is a Different take on a Skyblock Server Instead of just working on your island all the time. Why not Run a dungeon and get some Custom Gear, Materials for your island or just sell it at the shop for in-game cash. we will have more to come in the future. Please Join the Discord For Updates!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ChoiceCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.choicecraft.net

We offer a network that has something for everybody who loves Minecraft. With professionally owned and operated servers, we are always up and with minimal lag for all players.

You start out in our impressive Hub where you can choose from an assortment of game modes that match your mood! We currently offer SkyBlock and Survival!

We offer great perks for all players and some added benefits to folks who contribute to the server! Check out the bonus packages and ranks when you are ready to upgrade your game and take it to the next level.

Experiment! Thrive! Make friends! Join the fun at play.choicecraft.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vault Hunters CyanDeserts

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

We’ve combined our ideas into one strategic, enjoyable, fulfilling experience! All of our staff PLAY with our members on a regular basis. We want to enjoy the experience with you! Doing this we’ve managed to squash any bugs that have come our way thanks to the constant support of the community! Which is made up of a diverse group of players from all parts of the Planet! It is a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crown craft

Welcome to CrownCraft! Join us and participate in what will be the largest minecraft community in Portugal. Join our server right now and leave your mark!

About us: The Crown Craft server is the reflection of a project that provides all players with all the conditions so that they can have fun and spend their time in the most pleasant way possible. On our server you can build whatever you want, make new friends or even rivalries.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!