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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	1258	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

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Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	1319
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	145
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2522	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1929	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	2057	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5931	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	214	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	75	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ores Mined:	9543
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com