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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Towns Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Items Found:	4206	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7587
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Void Gems Collected:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	2679
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4432
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4785	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Farms Harvested:	126
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Votes:	5164

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com