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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	648
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Votes:	9071	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2448	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crops Grown:	4995	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	141
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	157
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ores Mined:	7893	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4865	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Animals Bred:	96	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragons Tamed:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu