Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crops Grown:	7628
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ores Mined:	4682	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	2383	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	9319	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	320	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Villages Defended:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2730	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!