Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

activism, bad, Bigotry, chuds, discrimination, equality, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, hormone therapy, hormones, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, smp, social justice, Transgender, Transphobia

Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3704
Mines Excavated:	1576	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3928	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	751
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchantments Applied:	171
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2606
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	8772
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ores Mined:	5464	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!