Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Villages Defended:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mines Excavated:	3817
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ores Mined:	3294
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	263192	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.