Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	769
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	664982

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Crops Grown:	4783
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	850
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Emeralds Found:	6517	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	221
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3963	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Emeralds Found:	4769
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7759	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	6341	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!