Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Mines Excavated:	3939	Ores Mined:	9512

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	2126
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ores Mined:	4394	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	684696	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crops Grown:	6659
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Towns Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!