Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CavePvP Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

Hello!

Welcome to the CavePvP Network! Get a free rank by typing /freerank ingame!

We have HCF, Kitmap/KitPvP, Practice and more to come!

The server supports both 1.7 and 1.8!

IP – cavepvp.org Discord – http://cavepvp.org/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SmashMC

Mini Games, PvP

We started this project to play Smash with our friends. Now you can join for free to be a part of your community. We also offer BW-1vs1 and Molecraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NautiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

NautiCraft is a well sourced, no griefing, low lag Minecraft survival server designed around a small but growing community. We offer an easy but fun survival experience for both new and experienced players. Here’s a list of some of the things we have to offer;

– Player-made economy (and a server shop selling only essentials) – Optional PvP and optional keepinventory – 4 Base ranks and 4 Donator ranks – ArtMap – Creative plotworld for build or redstone testing, accessible to all ranks – GriefPrevention – And more!

NautiCraft is a well moderated server. Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow, designed to make sure everyone can feel safe on the server. Staff are constantly working on all aspects of the server, both moderating and creating new features for players.

We are continuously in development, which means that our server is not perfect. We try our very best to resolve issues quickly and we aspire to listen to our playerbase as much as possible. Here is a list of all the things we want to achieve: https://bit.ly/NC_Aspirations

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChampiCraft Network

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Survival y PvP

Auction system, mushroom-themed ranks, clans, pvp 1.19, betting, ffa, koth, crystal pvp, duels, protections, random rtp, comabte log, extra stores.

Sandbox – Practica PvP

New pvp system called crystal pvp or nexo pvp, it has custom kits, random rtp, tops kills or hours played, crystal acceleration for high ping users, combat log, desert sand area or a closed FFA arena.

Anarchy – Anarchic

You can do everything, except using hacks, but you can use xray, antiafk hours played system, commands like /stats, /back, /tpaccept, /tpa, /sethome, mushroom and mushroom theme ranges,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DarksCorner

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DarksCorner is a server owned by the popular youtuber Dark Corners.

We currently have a survival server running on 1.15.2 without any lag. Feel free to check us out.

Don’t forget to join our discord: discord.gg/darkcorners

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crops Grown:	6830

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nexus

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Nexus focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: mc.nexus.mn

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SimplyVanilla

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Simply Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server where the ONLY rule is no hack clients. Similar to 2b2t, but with out everyone using cheats, and the very long queues. Other than the no hacking rule, the server has absolutely NO other rules and NO other plugins. The server is completely Vanilla. Feel free to raid and grief bases, team up, build empires and kingdoms, and say what ever you want in chat. The server has never been reset and never will be. Join Today!

discord.gg/dP7SqPF

or join a cooler geopolitical RP server

discord.gg/uJDGQWp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Atrix

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

We have four custom made worlds in total! so you can play anyone of these, Toxic will consist of magic and spells playing as witches and wizards in a kingdom run faction server with buy-able perks. Vanilla will be a standard vanilla Minecraft kingdoms survival server with buy-able perks. Medieval is going to be a server with horses and old medieval gear and castle and such. You may only build bases above ground and towns and such for the fact that nobody built bases underground. We have a discord and Minecraft server running right now with two functioning servers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkyBlock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join RGAMinecraft, DoniBobes and MacTh3Mac on the fantastic all New SkyBlock Network. Featuring OP SkyBlock, Classic SkyBlock. Now Featuring an All New Survival SMP Game Mode!

Supported Versions – 1.8 through 1.16.2

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ManaCube

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	234
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6814	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.