Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2251
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Star Shards Collected:	248	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	7612	New Chunks Explored:	202500

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	New Chunks Explored:	239970
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	857
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	3554
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3719	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mines Excavated:	3191
Farms Harvested:	351	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.