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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7883 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 525 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!
