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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

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FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Animals Bred:	83
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1844	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Enchantments Applied:	92	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3464
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	118
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	1171
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Potions Brewed:	90
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9367

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8675	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org