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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Dragons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Void Gems Collected:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Items Found:	2959	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9370	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	209

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8075
Mines Excavated:	3209	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6752
Villages Defended:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ores Mined:	5304	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

mcs.mccaverns.com