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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	175
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

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Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Emeralds Found:	5152	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

ultimateminecraft.de

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crops Grown:	1252	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	39

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

mc.airblockzs.com

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

mc.odyssey-craft.org

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Star Shards Collected:	222
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	6412	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	7728

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard –Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

192.169.44.134

Spuddsmarch

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

192.95.29.170

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

woodyville.noip.me

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	7702
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

66.85.178.90:26598

Fragnet

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Farms Harvested:	195	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

192.210.236.57:25765

ActionPVP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	117926
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Players Killed by Monsters:	3428	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Play.ActionPVP.com

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	980	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

mc.matecraft.org

ElectronicPvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5642
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

65.60.13.74

PowerdByCrystals

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

mc.powerdbycrystals.com

Production Team Java / Bedrock

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile! Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you join us!

Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. Server Location: U.S. East Owner: Chunk_TV

mc.chunktv.com

PilotCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to a new Minecraft server experince!

Here at PilotCraft we have all types of minigames, like CTF, Spleef, Paintbal, Football, Hunger Games and more!!

We also have a unique Factions, mcMMO experience qith allowed griefing and raiding!

Come join us and learn more at poltcraftmc.com

play.pilotcraftmc.com

anklesneeze

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Potions Brewed:	115	Dimension Hops:	15

Economy server with multiworld, ECO. Skygrid, skyblocks, warhub, MCMMO and lots of extras including a custom guild system.

mc.anklesneeze.com