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Slim Laid Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Fishtank Live Pre-Season Minecraft SMP #434

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL! Join us for Season 3 starting on October 27th (tentative date) for some wild and wacky adventures.

In our last episode, we had a showdown with a giant chicken riding a llama while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. And let’s not forget the time we accidentally turned the entire server into flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.

So why join Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL? Because where else can you ride a dolphin into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Plus, our m3u playlist is filled with nothing but bangers that will have you dancing while you mine.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at https://www.fishtank.live and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the virtual world, deputy!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Spy x Family Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in a little box like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, on our server, we offer freedom and endless possibilities! Hold hands with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures together. Feel the warmth of your virtual child in your pixelated arms as you build and create in a world that’s truly interlinked. Say goodbye to missing pieces of yourself and join us on this crazy journey where everything is interconnected and absolutely bonkers! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ms. Servant Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Ms. Servant is back at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! Last week, she accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns and now they’re taking over the server with their rainbow farts.

But that’s not all, this week she’s planning to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond blocks. Who knows what will happen next? Join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it! Just be prepared for the unexpected and bring your sense of humor because things are about to get wild!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1372
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixelated Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, all while being serenaded by a chorus of singing sheep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Flavorful Ice Cream Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a scoop of mint chip ice cream – refreshing, exciting, and full of surprises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground ice cream parlor where you can trade diamonds for scoops of your favorite flavors. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some sweet memories together!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s practically magical? Well, look no further because our server is so enchanting, even witches are getting in on the action! Join now and you might just uncover some secret spells and potions to level up your gameplay. Just be careful not to anger any villagers or you might end up like those poor souls in Chhattisgarh who were detained for practicing witchcraft. Trust us, this server is so bewitching, you won’t want to leave!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Game S O U L Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists, insane pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the entire server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, create secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even host a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. Just remember, in this game, s o u l is the name of the game.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	335
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Union of Communist Servers of the World (SKSM) Minecraft server

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SKSM is a cool server without PVP, vulture, etc. There are many cities, there is a metro, economics, etc.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelLink Minecraft Server

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Hey there, do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than this server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Join us for some pixelated shenanigans with our quirky crew of players, including a clumsy girl next door who’s a pro at karaoke and ASMR, a silly girly girl who dominates retro and aquatic games, a chuuni seiso girl who slays longform playthroughs with pre-game zatsu, and a delulu deredere who crushes soulslikes and karaoke like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a motivated planner who kicks butt at soulslikes and fighting games, a gremlin imouto who’s the queen of horror and co-op horror games, a dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games, and a chuuni tsundere who owns card games and karaoke like a pro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve got original songs and covers that will make your blocky heart sing, plus a whole bunch of links and schedules to keep you entertained for days on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that even Herobrine would be jealous of!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ores Mined:	7493
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Snowy Europe Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate historical events with a twist! Join us as we explore the wacky world of “So White Europe,” a rebranding of Christendom in the 1490s that involves unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of talking potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?

With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there spooky Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be this Halloween season!

Join us for our annual Halloween Minecraft Art Contest where you can show off your creativity and win some wicked prizes! Dress up your favorite Minecraft characters in their spookiest costumes and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just win $50 USD and some awesome steam game codes just for participating!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie villagers. Will you be brave enough to explore the haunted mines and uncover hidden treasures? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?

So come on down to our server and join in on the Halloween fun. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mayhem

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic battles with creepers, prank wars that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground lairs that rival any evil villain’s hideout.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique powers and quirks. And don’t even get us started on the weapon banner – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords that will make you unstoppable in battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to collect rare items and show off your skills in this colorful extravaganza.

And did we mention the daily check-in rewards? It’s like getting free cake every day, but better because it’s virtual and won’t ruin your diet.

So what are you waiting for? Redeem those codes, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few accidental deaths (oops). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

What is the IP for HiddenXperia Minecraft Server?

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HiddenXperia is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his in-depth analysis and commentary on all things related to the Halo video game series. With a focus on lore, theories, and gameplay, HiddenXperia has built a dedicated following of fans who appreciate his passion and knowledge of the Halo universe. His engaging content and insightful perspectives make him a go-to source for Halo enthusiasts seeking to delve deeper into the franchise.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Towns Built:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RallyCraft Minecraft Server – Trump’s General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Donald J. Trump’s speeches? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building walls that are so big, even Mexico will be jealous.

We’ve got more rallies than you can shake a stick at, with special appearances from Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox who will keep you updated on all the latest server news.

And don’t worry about those haters who say Trump hasn’t done anything – we’ve got archived links to prove them wrong! Plus, we’ve got exclusive videos of Trump declaring “WE WILL WIN” and making America great again, again.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the greatness that is President Trump. Build the best structures, make the best deals, and show the world that you’re a true patriot. Make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4