Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	90	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	454	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

skywars.com

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Potions Brewed:	123

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Votes:	7563
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Votes:	5054
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Zombie Dances:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8414
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	97
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3394
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
New Chunks Explored:	829168	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	4742
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	661
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3964
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br