Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	3418
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

WinterCrest

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	216168	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM The perfect server to make new friends! Looking for a non-grief community that welcomes you upon every login? Well WinterCrest is for you!We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! Just ask our dedicated player base! ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When youre feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players! Here at WinterCrest, we ensure our staff members know exactly what they are doing, and have knowledgeable experience of our server. You will rank up in accordance to your maturity, helpfulness and general vibe towards your fellow players. We believe that our staff are fair, consistent, friendly and responsible at all times.You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse towards players. That said, every member of our staff plays legitimate survival like any normal player.

play.wintercrestmc.com

Survival Exam

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8436	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Welcome Home to Provim 1.20 Snapshots Fun, Friendly community!Uptime is 100% – The network was on hiatus for awhile is all

play.provim.org

MysticNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6991	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Enchantments Applied:	138
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

play.mysticnetwork.uk:25581

Element Animation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2444	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

-= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

server.elementanimation.com

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Crops Grown:	9484
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Votes:	9231
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95
Buildings Constructed:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4076
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Dragon Eggs Found:	4406	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	8970	Infinity Stones Found:	2

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Animals Bred:	51	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Farms Harvested:	340	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu