Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	140	New Chunks Explored:	259657
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6699
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	705	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crops Grown:	4616
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ores Mined:	8460

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Votes:	9908	Divine Spears Created:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	63	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	56

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Animals Bred:	177	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Towns Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com