Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Fading Daze is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP, Creative, and Multiplayer Events server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!Java & BEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: play.fadingdaze.com BEDROCK IP: 15.235.112.4 (Port 25595)» Survival » Hardcore » Skyblock » Multiplayer EventsPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/FadingArrow Discord – https://discord.gg/bHXQMMNJ

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Minecraft survival server with a friendly community, fun events, and big ideas in mind. We aim to offer a true-to-game survival experience, adding a few quality of life tweaks. We are driven to provide a friendly, engaging and fair Minecraft community. Our server is intended to be a place to chill alone or with your friends. – Community events, activities and projects – Friendly & helpful community – Active owner & mature staff team – Toggleable PVP – Gaming & Shopping District – Whitelist Only – Survival World – Extra Large Map

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Newly launched network featuring survival prison hybrid and ManHunt! Public and Private /Party modes for manhunting! 1.8 – 1.19+ Java, with crossplay support – Bedrock.TumbleweedMC.com– Survival (Prison Hybrid) – Manhunt (YouTube) – SlimeFun Survival – Kitpvp (with guns) – MCWildWest – Skyblock (coming soon)Survival world with Custom plugins plus McMMO and custom Landclaims. Prison server features such as the server mines & rankup perks.Beyond the survival gamemode, we also have an RPG gun gamemode inspired by RDR2 & GTA Online. We also have other gamemodes such as Skyblock and KitPVP in development and releasing soon! Seeya there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

You’ve been invited to join SageSMP.A friendly, 15+ PvE Minecraft Survival MP server! This server has been made so Minecraft players all over the world have to opportunity to make new friends, build together & have a safe place to come to after a long day. In the server, we offer many different custom features, such as:Level up » You can simply level up by doing everyday tasks such as mining and fishing! Crates » A reward system with (legendary) prizes for voting, playing & ranking up. Claims » You can claim your builds for maximum security. Events » Join our events & receive a lot of free items, cool nick-colours & maybe even trails! Ranks » We have both earnable and purchasable ranks with really cool perks such as /fly. Currencies » Earn feathers and crystals, sell items & become the richest player on the server. Special enchantments » Get amazing enchantments from the crates or feather shops. Art maps » Make your amazing paintings using dye; the only limitation with your creativity is your imagination!There’s so much more, but I don’t wanna make this list any longer. You can come to check them all out yourself on IP: play.sagesmp.me.The server is currently on 1.20.1, but you’re able to join from any version above 1.16! Be aware that we’re a Java server and don’t support bedrock.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.