Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

In an endless sea of cold impersonal Minecraft Networks & Hub servers, WildCraftMC wishes to offer you something more meaningful, a server to call home.WildCraftMC is a multi-purpose social community for everyone, whether it be over Discord or WC’s Minecraft server, we offer a multitude of premium features which allows for an adventurous experience that offers exclusive events, quests and items to collect and/or share.We would like to invite you to our server community & into our family.We have a multitude of optional features while keeping the server semi-vanilla, such as survival and creative worlds. An RPG play style to upgrade your player skills. Mini Bosses that drop rare collectible loot. Adventurous Quests that offer exclusive events and items to collect. An advanced fishing feature with custom levelling, rod augments, entropy & much more.We offer an extensively customized advancement system that offers special abilities & rewards for completing many new achievement based advancements.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Towns Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	2085
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.